Hot Viagra news alert! Pfizer is offering some of its drugs for free to people who lose their jobs, including Viagra! Good news if you lose your job or if, like us, you enjoy some Viagra puns.
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Headline writers have been hard at work on this story, here is the best we've found so far:
Laid off, still laid: Pfizer will help keep it up in bed with free Viagra (Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages)
And some of our own:
Pink slipped? Pfizer helps you keep on slipping it in the pink
Job loss leads to erectile gain
Drug maker helps you stay hard in a soft economy
Concerned about deflation? Pfizer to re-inflate the jobless
