David Hasselhoff wants you to know he does not - does not! - need Viagra. Not only that, he declared, "I am anti-Viagra. I am the Hoff." I'm not sure what that means. Is that like being the anti-christ? He's against other men taking ED drugs? Or he's the antidote to Viagra?He has a girlfriend three decades younger than him who declares that their "sex is amazing." He goes on about wanting to die in bed with her...I get that he's trying to make a point about his own virility. But why does he have to do it at Viagra's expense? Like they say, methinks he doth protest too much.
Might this have something to do with his fellow "Britain's Got Talent" judge Simon Cowell - who was highly insulted when offered a $2 million deal to endorse the blue pill?
Maybe the Hoff is angry that he got passed over for Cowell to be the "face of Viagra".
