
While we're at it, here's an interesting and somewhat suggestive sequence from a fencing event: In challenging the scoring for one of the touches, a South Korean fencer insisted on repeatedly jabbing himself in the butt with his opponent's foil. Again, and again, and again. At some point you have to question if he was kind of asking for it.
For some reason this reminds us of an "Olympics" story from several years back, apparently before Viagra was added to the list of banned substances. Heard of "winning by a nose"? How about winning by a different protuberence?