In the News: A Bad Week for Penises

Thumbnail image for news-icon.jpgPenis enlargement: You're doing it wrong.
Injecting your penis with silicone to make it bigger can have side effects. Like death. Don't try this at home. As Dr. Daniel S. Elliott, a urologist at the Mayo Clinic says, "If there were a legitimate method for penile lengthening, Johnson & Johnson or Pfizer would have bought it up and made billions and billions of dollars worldwide."

I said, just take a little off the tip.

A man who went in for a circumcision procedure is suing the doctor who amputated his entire penis after discovering it was cancerous. Although the procedure may have been necessary, the cancer wasn't immediately life threatening and the patient is arguing that he should have at least had the right to make an informed decision.

Pretty ballsy, hot shot.
An 18-year-old in Florida accidentally shot himself through the penis, testicle and leg while cleaning his gun. Doh! He originally claimed he'd been shot by someone else. His buddy, who was hanging out with him at the time, was arrested for drug charges.