Caan: Fidelity has become easy for me because I had the other side for quite a while. I had a great time. I was never a pig about it. I never slept with anybody I worked with. Wait, that's not true. I did--but with all my 75 pictures, I had to think about it, didn't I? Hopefully, I treated all the girls I was with respectfully. It's very different now. Sure, I take a little Viagra now every day but just so I don't piss on my shoes [laughs]. Actually, I tried Viagra once, of course. Unfortunately, only the maid was home, and I didn't need it for her [laughs again]. The point is, if there's somebody else I really want to sleep with right now, she'd better be a better and nicer-looking person than my wife. And if she is, then I need a divorce.

Playboy, January 1, 2005

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